so problems
1 no more dally access to a computer tablet not even a internet connected device of any sort
2 what I do have has such a slow connection that I cant get on Google accounts or YouTube, especially fimfiction
3 it gets like half a bar

4 rrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhh aahhhhhh

What the cardinal f***ing light the world on fire and watch it burn as you sit at you throne nuking innocence's across the multiverse would some one write this shit and its not even a shit fic it a clop fic from hell i'm not even a clop writer and I know this is max out and the most innocent and loved of all mlp characters I sware if I find one more fic that goes past my line the cmc innocence's line that doesn't give triggers or is anything/way,shape,stile or form similar to this story by

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Heeeey yeah I hate tablets reasons
1 auto correct
2 small screans
3small tuch pads
4 point less programs that can't be removed that restrict you from accessing an actual website not the mobile version that lack key peramitters
Edit,monday Feb 23 I hat tablets
1 kicked off WiFi repeatedly
2 can't have more then one window active at a time example play YouTube music, while on another tab

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Sweetie jewel’s bellefire/ code name white tail
Gift sight beyond sight
~Psychometry
~Clairvoyance
~Clairaudience the ability to communicate withe spirits.
~Precognition/foresight
~Retrocognition/hindsight
~Remote viewing/is the practice/ability of seeking impression's of a distant or unseen target, purportedly using extrasensory perception ESP.
~see the unseen
apparitional experience / spirit sight, THE ABILITY TO SEE GHOSTS
~see spirits and into the souls of the living

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Knew E.U.P guard recruits needed! volunteer guard
The equestrian E.U.P. academy is looking for recruits with unique skills and abilities!

You must be 18 years or older to take the exam age 30 and older will be turned down on account of eligible retirement standards
For all the fillies and colts who are interested in future applications, a junior recruit exam will be available.

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Of the ghosts of my nightmares past I have learned much.
~Anger is a powerful but short burning fuel
~Love is mighty but easily deceived
~Hope endures so long as there's a will to back it
~Passion is an illusion used by lust
~Courage is brought down by doubt
So here I say as a judgement of your foolish motive and the current populous that does not know war and its senselessness

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I have a challenge a one shot challenge

Here's the bass line and formality you must "make it as random as possible while being understandable and followable don't be shy of what you wright I don't judge as long as it excludes clop but ill except falcon as far as terms and jokes but no further "

Here's the story arch and overall challenge description it must include, A monkey in a banana suit doing the chicken dance???