- Twilight! TWILIGHT! You have a new follower!

- Ugh. What time is it?

- Look look! Seems like Sexcaliber Hrosspower is now a member of the "Hoping you might actually write something" club!

- It's seven in the morning! Why are you here, Pinkie? I could have seen that myself in the morning!

- You're a loser, Twilight. Oh sure, you're a Princess and have a great rocky castle that TOTALLY doesn't ruin Ponyville's roadmaps, but yeah. I exist to point out your flaws. Consider it the Earth Pony thing to do!

- ... because otherwise, Applejack would've made some banal apple pun about it?

- Yannow what? Screw both of you. Ah might have a particular interest, but it don't exist as my identity.

- Yes it does.

- Heck yeah it does! Apples, Twilight. Sexcaliber Hrosspower and apples! DEAL WITH IT!

- ... when I actually wake, I am gonna make sure both of you are put in jail.

- BRING IT!

- ... do they serve apples in jail?

- At least you're not talking about dresses.

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