Well then it looks like you came to the wrong place... what's that? You mean you didn't?! Oh my lord! (All hail sun but) you actually came to my pathetic little existence just for me? Because you felt so low about yourself you would actually come to me and listen to the nonsense I say!
I'm honored and offended. Welcome aboard matey! There's no brakes on these trains so don't even think about trying to jump off. Your stuck here forever now. Unless you exit the page of course, but you wouldn't ever do that to somebody like me now would you? No, no you and me practically go way back. Way back to the beginning of this post in fact.
Well since it seems we have all the time in the world together lets get to know each other shall we? I'll take that as a yes. Let the friend making begin!
Alright first off I won't give away my name, but you can call me TMlegend if you want. If that's too much for you too say well then you can call me Excalibur. Why can you call me Excalibur? I dunno it's just sounds cool, don't ask dumb questions.
One of the first things you should get to know about me is that I love video games and a burning passion for making and watching movies with a well made and well constructed plot. While I wouldn't go so far to say that I don't play games with none or little, or even poorly made storys. If you were to look at my collection you would find that a majority of my games are franchises like, The Last of Us, Uncharted, Assassin's creed, Red Dead, Metal Gear, Grand Theft Auto, Bioshock, the Arkham series, FarCry, anything by Tell Tale games and Infamous.
Thats not to say I don't like a little bit of mindless action like, Battlefield and... um... ehh... God of War? Oh no I can already see the comments of people badmouthing me because I called God of War a mindless action game! SOMEBODY HELP ME! *Melts away and never returns*
OK i'm back that was scary, let's continue on. While I may sound 'geeky' I wouldn't go so far to say that i'm part of the comic book craze or super hero phenomenon. Well apart from Batman. Not because Batman's... well Batman, but i'm interested in the psychological trauma part he's suffered and how that's influenced his way of thinking and possessed him to spend millions of dollars on dressing up like a bat and hiding his identity. I mean come on man who wouldn't be interested in seeing what drives him!
Apart from all this I like to think that I have a good sense of humor and can make a friend laugh or brighten up there day when they go home because they might of... I don't know stepped in dog doo on the way to school. Eww bad example moving on.
To spite my appearance in the way I speak and think I am a hopeless romantic. I would love to have a beautiful wife and spend billions of dollars on her making her happy. Or maybe we could do something fun and interesting together like... building a cardboard fortress together. Yeah that's fun.
OK well that states a lot of the things I do like so let's say some of the things I don't like... hmm well let's see... I don't like garlic bread, I hate long walks on the beach, and despise the Fallout franchise. Good night everyone i'm here all week!
