Note to self: Build a frickin roof I have the technology. Also need to talk to a gun nut call me.

"I should stuff your face in cookie dough and make cute cookies!"

[Retired]Hello and welcome to my page. I am blunt and honest, but also very critical. I normally keep to myself, but I do like to chat sometimes. Just don't say anything that would upset me, please.

There really is not much to say, except I am here for the same reason I write on Fanfiction. I want to entertain you with my writing, not just detail it but make you feel that you are in the story.

I'm posting some of my stories from the /fb/ general on /mlp/ and I'll be writing some other stuff from time to time.

a new member. please go easy with me.

Fanfic writer of many genres & aspiring voice actor. Fluttershy is best pony. Any questions/requests/etc? Send me a PM or contact me on Twitter (@RattPitt).