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theassassin


"If I'm poppin' a wheelie it's cause I'm jacking your bike! Got my middle finger raised as I'm runnin' red lights!" -Charlie Scene

May
18th
2017

A tornado almost ate my house · 3:08pm May 18th, 2017

Oh boy. I LOVE MY SPIDER-RIDDEN BASEMENT!

But yeah, there was a tornado near my house.

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May
12th
2017

So I'm back... · 4:07am May 12th, 2017

GOOD DAY FLESHY MAMMALS!
I have 761 notifications...
HOW LONG WAS I GONE?

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Dec
18th
2016

Very Important Question! · 6:48am Dec 18th, 2016

What is a Juggalo?

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Dec
5th
2016

I made things! (Also, WINTER) · 5:05am Dec 5th, 2016

I was going to say winter is coming, but it's already here, so, yeah, WINTER!

For a school project, I made a first person shooter using Microsoft PowerPoint. I couldn't make this up if I wanted to. So, message me if you want me to send it to you or something.
(Please note that if you use Google slides or something else that isn't PowerPoint, it will only show the slides, and won't have the complete hyperlinking set up and won't have cool electronic and mega man 2 music)

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Nov
24th
2016

Happy ThankSquidward! · 6:06pm Nov 24th, 2016

Thanksgiving is boring! Let's thank Squidward instead!

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Nov
1st
2016

I have a catchphrase apparently · 11:02pm Nov 1st, 2016

Apparently I have a catchphrase.

Yesterday I was talking with some friends on our way to 8th hour and I said, "What if everyone had a catchphrase?" They all told me that with as often as I say it, I already have a catchphrase: "Set it on fire!" I didn't even know I said it that much.

By the way, about those new stories, I'm probably gonna kill myself out of frustration before I finish even 500 words. So I'm just gonna set them on fire.

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Oct
20th
2016

I'm gonna try writing again. (contains swearing) · 11:28am Oct 20th, 2016

As you probably know, I'm a lazy piece of shit. Due to this, writing has been a pain in the ass to do. Let me just say that all of my past stories probably won't be touched for a long, long time; longer than I spend offline, if I ever touch them at all. I plan on writing a new story; it'll probably suck and take 8 years per chapter because phone typing sucks. Thank you for your time.

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Aug
20th
2016

I found a new favorite show... · 5:38am Aug 20th, 2016

Before this, I was 50/50 between Family Guy and MLP. This show beats them both, combined, in my opinion. Out of the 4 episodes (all from different seasons) I watched, this intro was my favorite.

Also, this kid dies a lot.

Does having something this satirical as my favorite show make me a lesser being of the MLP community?

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Jul
16th
2016

5 fun facts about me sleeping · 7:53am Jul 16th, 2016

1. I once sleepwalked down the stairs and stayed sleeping until my normal wake-up time.
(I get up before everyone else during school.)

2. I once had a dream that accurately predicted the next day, and it was a really bad one.

3. I only remember having 1 or 2 good dreams, yet I remember countless nightmares and remember having countless more.

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Jun
13th
2016

Does anyone play Halo? · 12:31am Jun 13th, 2016

I'm recruiting people for my Halo kinda-not-sorta-clan Blitzkrieg Gaming. We technically aren't a clan because our goal is to have fun and be above the ridiculousness of the clan community. We also do play a few more games than Halo, but it's mostly Halo. Our clan leader's gamertag is GENERAL MOWERS, and if you are interested, send him a message and say that you were informed about us by Sandwich.

Or, if you just wanna play a few games, that's cool too.

Ad Victoriam!

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