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theassassin


"If I'm poppin' a wheelie it's cause I'm jacking your bike! Got my middle finger raised as I'm runnin' red lights!" -Charlie Scene

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Oct
20th
2016

I'm gonna try writing again. (contains swearing) · 11:28am Oct 20th, 2016

As you probably know, I'm a lazy piece of shit. Due to this, writing has been a pain in the ass to do. Let me just say that all of my past stories probably won't be touched for a long, long time; longer than I spend offline, if I ever touch them at all. I plan on writing a new story; it'll probably suck and take 8 years per chapter because phone typing sucks. Thank you for your time.

Ad Victoriam!

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Comments ( 4 )

4263144 Yes, and it's cheap as fuck, cuz I'm poor.

4264623 Thank you for concern. Has a like.

Edit: Let me actually make that a like, the tiny screen makes likes hard, too.

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