"RAWR!" Says an orange calico cat as he pounces right in front of a human.

"YOU IS GIVE ME CHEEZBURGER OFFERING, OR I IS SACRIFICE UR DOG." It says, pointing at the direction of an unconscious poodle, it was bound and gagged. Perhaps even drugged.

The human shakes his head and gives a hearty laugh.

"That's not my dog. I don't even own a dog." The human says simply.

"Oh." The cat says, completely embarrassed. "Well, can I.. uh.. still has cheezburger?" It says, mumbling.

"Sure." The human responded. "Just make sure to untie your friend over there." He points to the direction of the dog, who was awake, giving the cat an 'I told you this wouldn't work' look.

The human shrugs and leaves the two behind with a burger. He gives the cat a wink and heads on his way to... you know.. places where humans usually go.

The cat, beaming with joy, opens up the wrapping of the burger and bites off it. He chews happily, thinking it was his lucky day.. that finally, humanity has bestowed upon him the gift of cheezburger. Until something unexpected happened. His face grew dark and contorted into an expression of rage. With utmost disgust, he spits out a slice of fleshy red fruit into the ground and lets loose a blood-curling screech. The burger had tomato in it.

From a nearby coffee shop, a certain human hears the screech and breaks into a laughing fit.

"Stupid cat."