I lead the Stormcloak Rebellion in Equestria. I will fight for the land I am bound to, and I am not afraid to die for it. (Backup account for thegamerator10.)
POV: You're feeling down at Bee-lzebub's party and she's about to shove some cotton candy into your cakehole.
Good authors too, who once knew better words, Now only use four-letter words writing prose. Anything goes.