Well, well, well, what do we have here? I actually wrote something worth the internet connection I paid to write it. I want to thank all of you for liking and favoriting (is that a word?) it. This means a lot to me. I really want to thank good ol' All American for giving me the permission to do this, and sticking with me when I deviated from the original deadline. Dude's a saint. I you agree, click this: THIS THING HERE. I