So yeah, I found this weird ass-stick thing in my pistachios and said "what the fuck is this shit?". Yup, that's the story.
Find the reference, clue: It's above me.
10 Pinkie's for first to do it.

Self portrait.

Mini Tanks to Dracomis for his unyielding support, and troll-ness. So, the question now is:

hehehe!

So, to those brave enough to be creepin' on me (Dracomis), I have decided to write a story. A story about a unicorn named Moonglow, born during a lunar eclipse, he's only able to use magic at night. But fate has smirked at him, adventures and parties insue. No 7th element thing involved. I even drew up a custom Cutie Mark: Like it? No? Too Bad! I know I can't draw worth a damn but...whateva!
~Petro!

My leg is asleep and feels like a dead piece of meat. Someone get me a bone saw, amputation is needed. And morphine. And duct tape. Help......me...........

I'm indecisive about this. I looked back on my old ones, and they were shit (back to Tartarus!). SO! Yes or no? You decide for me, I'll be sleeping since it's 0000 here.
~Petro!

Hi everypony! I'm currently up to 1,000 words on my newest story (old ones are cruddy). Bear with me!