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Sailor_Pluto


You know what they say. When life gives you lemons, sell all of your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'.

Mar
26th
2016

Strange Sentence(s) #66 · 1:09pm Mar 26th, 2016

I hide jars of Nutella in the couch.

EXPLANATION: This is something I do sometimes, whenever I want Nutella and don't feel like going to the kitchen for it. I just pull it out of the couch. I should start keeping spoons over there, too...

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Mar
14th
2016

Story Request #1 · 1:49am Mar 14th, 2016

I decided to do this monthly thing where I'll ask my followers or anyone else who happens to read my posts to give me a story idea, and then I'll write about it.

So...any ideas?

I have NO idea if this is really a good idea or not, I just felt like trying it out. Also, sorry I haven't posted stuff in awhile (to those who care). I'm busy working on an original story, and I seriously want to get it done and out of my system.

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Feb
3rd
2016

Strange Facts #9 · 2:21pm Feb 3rd, 2016

Well, I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, this one isn't really strange, but I felt like posting it anyway:

Some cats have survived falls from over 32 stories (320 meters) onto concrete, due largely to their "lightning reflex."


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Jan
31st
2016

So. · 9:23pm Jan 31st, 2016

So. So. So. SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....

Seriously? Flurry Heart? Why? Why? Just...why? If Flurry Heart is Cadance and Shining Armor's foal, then who are Skyla's parents?

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Jan
26th
2016

Strange Sentence(s) #65 · 11:54pm Jan 26th, 2016

You dragged chicken all over the floor!

EXPLANATION: Well, my cat likes chicken. We had leftover chicken in the fridge. We gave it to her.

...She also likes to pick her food up and move it to different places before eating it.

...I think that explains enough.

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Jan
23rd
2016

Strange Sentence(s) #64 · 6:28pm Jan 23rd, 2016

Woah, that hippy's starting to kick in!

EXPLANATION: This was on an episode of Futurama. Some alien dude ate a hippy, and apparently he was full of drugs.

Let this be a lesson to all of us—don't do drugs or eat hippies.

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Jan
19th
2016

Jelly Slice · 2:17pm Jan 19th, 2016

I...am really addicted to this game. But I'm currently on level 64, and am at a standstill.

So, um...if anyone knows how to beat this level, would you mind helping me? Because...seriously...I feel like this level is unbeatable...

EDIT: Sorry, never mind. I beat it just now. FINALLY!!!

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Jan
15th
2016

I'm One Step Away From Locking My Cat In the Downstairs Bathroom · 12:33pm Jan 15th, 2016

So usually, I wake up and 7:30 AM to go to school, but today I woke up at a nice 7 due to a change that was horrifically terrifying at the time.

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Jan
12th
2016

Alright, Seriously. This Is Starting to Piss Me Off. · 9:32pm Jan 12th, 2016

Two of my stories appear to have no upvotes/downvotes when I'm not on my account, but when I'm signed in I can see them. And I'm the only one who can. On my friend's account, nothing is there either. I don't know why this is happening, BUT IT IS REALLY PISSING ME OFF.

If anyone can help me, please do. Because this is driving me insane.

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Jan
12th
2016

Alright. What the heck?! · 1:53pm Jan 12th, 2016

On my newest story, it says that it has six upvotes and one downvote. But my friend looked at the story, and it says it NO upvotes, or downvotes, or ANYTHING.

WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON HERE?!

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