I'm One Step Away From Locking My Cat In the Downstairs Bathroom

So usually, I wake up and 7:30 AM to go to school, but today I woke up at a nice 7 due to a change that was horrifically terrifying at the time.

My cat is fat, stupid, and disgusting. She constantly steps on papers on my bedroom floor that I can hear crackling over the air dehumidifier. She hops up onto my rickety desk chair, and then onto my desk where I've stacked my manga, and have numerous papers with anime drawings threatening to take over. Should I accidentally leave one of my dresser drawers open, she'll hop up in there, making a loud "THUMP!" that startles me when I'm half asleep. All in all, she does some pretty stupid and annoying things when I'm trying to sleep, but I don't have the heart to throw her out of my room, mainly because I'm too tired and cozy, and when she's all warm and hops up onto my bed and snuggles with me, and just because she's there because I'm kind of afraid of being in that room alone at night.

But this morning, she hops onto my nightstand, steps on an alarm clock that I don't use, and sets it off.

Why it was even plugged in, I don't know. How my cat had managed to get her little fat butt up onto that cluttered nightstand, I don't know. What I do know is that if it happens one more time, she will be locked in the downstairs bathroom where I can't hear her cries to be let out. I really need my sleep, even if it's only thirty minutes.

And I couldn't find my glasses because she had knocked them down, so at first I couldn't tell where the noise was coming from.

Doesn't this sound like a great way to start your Friday?