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Sailor_Pluto


You know what they say. When life gives you lemons, sell all of your grandma's jewelry and go clubbin'.

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  • 424 weeks
    Story Request #1

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    Strange Facts #9

    Well, I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, this one isn't really strange, but I felt like posting it anyway:

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  • 431 weeks
    Strange Sentence(s) #65

    You dragged chicken all over the floor!

    EXPLANATION: Well, my cat likes chicken. We had leftover chicken in the fridge. We gave it to her.

    ...She also likes to pick her food up and move it to different places before eating it.

    ...I think that explains enough.

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Feb
3rd
2016

Strange Facts #9 · 2:21pm Feb 3rd, 2016

Well, I haven't done one of these in a while. Also, this one isn't really strange, but I felt like posting it anyway:

Some cats have survived falls from over 32 stories (320 meters) onto concrete, due largely to their "lightning reflex."


...and then there's my cat, who can't land on her feet when I through her two feet out the door and into the snow (which was apparently not snow but ice) so I can see how she'll react. She landed on her side with a horrific thumping noise, but she's all right since she's extremely fat and used her plumpness as a cushion. Still though, I was really scared because I thought I had seriously hurt her. But I guess it's technically her fault since she can't land on her paws, which is something that every other cat is able to do. ...Well, maybe not if they're as fat and dumb as she is.

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