DerpyHooves320's Clop account, as to where I don't spray my main account woth bad things. I made this for just clopfics, as to keep my mother and family from seeing the horror of clopfics. Just clops.
Just your average author, who diddles and doddles and doesn't really bother until he realizes how annoying it must be for other people. Don't worry, he still gets stuff done, he's just really slow.