Authors note: This story is just a fun little adventure but it does contain swearing so take heed. If you have any comments I would love to hear them, even if it's criticism. Especially if it's criticism. It's my first fanfic so don't expect much.

Jack and Robby. Two polar opposites but best friends nonetheless. Well, kinda. You see, Jack doesn't have that many friends as being a cynical asshole isn't that great of a characteristic. Robby has taken it upon himself to be the best friend Jack has ever had. But when he has the ability to have any wish he wants granted, he forces himself and Jack to go to Equestria.
But will it actually work or is Jack too far gone? Will he be too much for the main 6? Probably.