How I imagine it'll happen
Random feminazi comes up to me and is like "EQUAL RIGHTS AGHHH"
I respond with "YOU CAN HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS WHEN GUYS CAN HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS AGHHH"
How it'll really go
Black rights activist comes up and is like "We just wanna be friends and equals"
I respond with "YOU CAN HAVE EQUAL RIGHTS WHEN GUYS CAN HAVE MULTIPLE ORGASMS AGHHH"
Activist is like "AGH tf wrong with you"

Please don't take me seriously

A story of the past (like a long, long, LONG time ago) where Luna, Celestia, Discord, Chrysalis, maybe Cadence (if she was alive back then), and maybe a human were all friends. The human (being the leader of the group of friends) dies, and this causes stress in the friendships of the group until they reach a breaking point. That breaking point leads up to the grudges that are still there. The story can occur any time in the timeline, but preferably sometime between when they meet to when the

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Ok so if a cube has 6 1cmx1cm sides, the surface-area will be 6cm^2 and the volume will be 1cm^3 (the ratio will be 6:1)
Now, I'll do the exact same thing, but in mm... 6 10mmx10mm sides means a surface-area of 600cm^2 but the volume will be 1000mm^3 (giving a ratio of 3:5).
I have a feeling that this has to do with powers of 10, but somebody explain it to me... Please? ;P

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You know what I haven't seen on Fim/Fanfiction???
A story featuring the Pixar theory... I know it would be hard to do (well) but I feel like it would be really interesting (maybe have the main character be Boo/the Witch going throughout the universe). For how you would post that on FimFiction, and what tags you could use

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What if a Deaf/hearing impaired/blind/paraplegic/quadriplegic person got dropped into equestria?

I'm seeing the gallows right now, all I can think of is RIP Mary

So I had a weird dream.

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I realize that what I'm about to say will be controversial, but I just got out of church right, and I kept thinking about how everything really sounded like a cult. I'll talk more when I get home (I'm typing on my phone).
Edit: lol I lost the pages I was going to talk about (one was in the book of common prayers, the other was in Hymnal 1982) because when I got home I was tired and took a nap.

My *Favorite* theme I use for Chrome (for now): https://chrome.google.com/webstore/detail/luna-theme/pmhihobegibbfdeogahppfhmbfmbjann?hl=en
My *Favorite* themes I use for Firefox: https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/collections/Nick11235/mlp/ I'm using My Little Pony-Nightmare Moon - Eclips

Long live Luna, Best Pony

2 Kings 2:24
Elisha Mocked
23 Then he went up from there to Bethel; and as he was going up by the way, young lads came out from the city and mocked him and said to him, "Go up, you baldhead; go up, you baldhead!" 24 When he looked behind him and saw them, he cursed them in the name of the LORD. Then two female bears came out of the woods and tore up forty-two lads of their number. 25 He went from there to Mount Carmel, and from there he returned to Samaria.