It was an ordinary afternoon of watcing Pewdiepie until my favourite evil triangle chip Bill Cipher appeared...

Me: Brofistingthe screen.

Bill: Hello Crystal!

Me:Why is it that everytime I settle down to watch some good ol' Pewds, I get interuppted by evil doritos?

Bill Transports us into alternate place.: Look, I am not evil.

Me: Raises eyebrow. Misunderstood like barrels?

Bill: Yeah. Hows the pewds?

Me:Meh.

Bill: Transports us to Mako and Bolin

Me: NO1

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Evry time that I write myself hanging out with legend of Korra chracters, Mako kisses me. I am not his type. I find him to be attractive, but I don't want him kissing me. WHY OES T KEEP HAPPENING?

Also, I grow weaker agaisnt the Pewds every day. Today I found one of his jokes funny.

I will write morefunny scenarios with myself and characters, it is very much an ati depressant.

Me: *derping around, not doing much*

Mako: Sup Crystal?
Bolin:Um...hi...*hides behing Mako*
Korra: How are you doing?

Me: Depressed as freaking heck. Whats up with Bolin? He is never shy.

The Doctor[tenth incarnation, fond memories of timey wimey stuff there] :' Ello! Whats this?
Rose: ...

Me: Hey! Random parking of big blue boxes in my room is- wait...AAAA! Its the TARDIS

Doctor looks confused as frick.

Bill Cipher appears out of thin air: Why look who it is!

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Seriously guys, I am so bored. My friend has made me watch my daily pewdiepie, I'm suffering severe writers block, having trouble reading, tryed drawing Mabel before remembering my talent with art, which along with singing and fics is the only thing that am passionate about. I have to rewatch the among the sleep lets plays, hopefully not by pewds again, before I can do the blog. I wanna do a roleplay of pokemon again, but today my three year old brother refuses to be a pokemon, or atrainer, or

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Ok, those of you who know of my current extreme depression, if you read the title and freaked out(which you didnt, I am an emo prick who you only follow becase of my shitty stories) Its only thelast blog for a while because am working on a blog about Among the Sleep, which is a video game that you need to play or watch the lets plays of. Ayways, a new group of mine called Gravity Falls Fans, the only group I feel like making today. Sorry, feeling a bit shitty. Anyways, My animatronic OC,

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I used to love pewds for like aweek, relised that he is a moronic whiny twelve year old girl, and hated his vids. I ambeing frced to watch it everyday, and I fear that soon I will crack and become a bro. If I do, you guys have to snap me out of it. If that fails, kill me. If Bill Cipher has made me immortal or you will never kill because of youtube, then accept me as a bro. It won't happen yet, but my mind is already fraying, and soon I might turn. I might find watching pewds the only ray of

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Real fast, IMSCAR0EDOFCLoWNSANDCRiCKEtSANDTHdARK.

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Reviews are cool now. I d this now, deal with it. Next shall be a review on season two episode one of Ravity Falls, then just Gravity falls episode reviews in order from season one to the ninth episode of two. Also, will someone message me whenever a new episode of Gravity Falls comes ut? Thanks. **ahem** What I thought of Rainbow Rocks.

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Arent you already insane? I am saying that due to your lower stating that you're going insane. Quit giving methat look, or I will stop manifesting as a pony, and start manfesting as a clown, and tell Miss to stop maifesting as a draquennes and start as crickets. I knw what you fear, I am always inside your head. Ugh. Let me e xplan why I am going insane. With all the spoilers you say, I should startcalling you river song. Haha doctor who humor. *clears throat* Anyways,

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