Model: Tb-32
Defense: Medium-High

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Samus Aran is a bounty hunter who is known for taking on impossible missions, and succeeding. She started on the path to a bounty hunter when her parents were killed by the bioform known as Ridley, general of the Space Pirates. She was raised by the Chozo people and given an infusion of the race's own blood so she could properly use their power suit.

Age:35

Samus' notes:

Not really a whole lot I could say here. I don't like talking about myself that much.

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Puppysmiles is a little filly in search of her mother. Not much is known about her origins, but there are oddities such as her suit that she can’t take off. She also appears to have befriended the simple maintenance AI in her suit.

Age:5?

Samus’ Notes:

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Raiders are ponies who have gone insane from the stress of the wasteland. These ponies have no sense of mercy or morality. They usually come in groups. They usually have flimsy armor and low grade weapons.

Threat level: Low

Samus’ Notes:

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The Flash Sparkle is a 5.56 mm gun that was made 200 years ago. Its make and unusual coloring suggest that it was customized. Despite what a certain stallion has said, it is no more powerful than a regular pistol of its type. It can however hold at least 2 more bullets than its contemporaries.

Ammo Capacity: 7

Samus’ Notes:

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A few days ago, I decided to write a story based upon one of my favorite Star Trek episodes... and it got less views than "Royalty." Bummer. Well, I guess for the few people that have read it (and that guy who complained about the story and gave me one of the weirdest looking sentences in the history of weird sentences, for which I named this blog in honor of. Dude, if you are reading this, it's in a joking manner, I don't mean to offend you.) I'm going to give my thoughts on this little tale.

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Hmm, there appears to be something I'm forgetting lately....

I can't seem to put my mind on it... (Looks at story que and sees "Royalty") Aw Fu-

Yeah, insert apology about lateness of story here, because I'm a lazy SOB because I've been a little busy, with schoolwork. Plus, I have been trying to finish up a roleplay with a very good friend of mine, and that has been taking up my time, but that's done so I should hopefully be able to finish up this next chapter.

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