Dad Jokes · 11:25pm Nov 30th, 2021
I just spent $100 on a belt that doesn't fit
A huge waist
I gave my girlfriend a gluestick instead of lipstick
She's still not talking to me
Did you know Teslas don't have a new car smell?
They have an Elon Musk
When I get to work, I immediately hide
Good employees are hard to find