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RoyalBardofCanterlot


Celestia and Luna's royal bard. Nature is my God, Art is my religion, Love is the Law. Concordia Invictus

Aug
6th
2016

Celestia-A Model Ruler · 6:14pm Aug 6th, 2016

Celestia is neither tyrant nor incompetent. She, in fact, is a model leader. She rules from a distance, allowing her subjects to work out things among themselves. She delegates, always knowing the correct task for the correct pony (90% of the time the correct pony is Twilight Sparkle, but if you were besties with Twilight Sparkle you'd call her all the time too). Their is no poverty in her kingdom. Note that every Equestrian citizen we meet is gainfully employed. That's a 100 % employment rate.

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Aug
4th
2016

Castle Sweet Castle rewatch · 7:03pm Aug 4th, 2016

I loved this episode when it first aired and I loved watching it again.
Pros
-Great moments between the Mane 6. Twilight's friends going all out to help Twilight (as well as Twilight helping them with various tasks) just really shows how strong their bond is.
-The scene at the ruins of Golden Oaks was nothing short of heartbreaking.
-Twi's new look.
-"I'm pancake!"
Cons

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Aug
4th
2016

Flurry Heart and Mommy Cadence · 1:07am Aug 4th, 2016

So cute. I love Flurry Heart.

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Aug
3rd
2016

Last Blog Post · 8:38pm Aug 3rd, 2016

I deleted my last blog post because I failed to properly express myself. A person should be allowed to depict or express themselves in any way they choose. However, I have the right to express my disapproval of it. I'm bisexual, but if a Christian advocated executing homsexuals, I fully support their right to say that. Because that also gives me the right to call them a retarded moron. I believe, unequivicolly and absolutely, the right to free speech. Islamaphobic, homophobic, racist,

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Jul
31st
2016

Retcon · 3:54pm Jul 31st, 2016

In The Married Life of Cadence and Shining Armor, Cadence's origin is no longer compatible with the Crystal Heart Spell book. She was raised from the age of six by Celestia rather than being raised by Earth Ponies.

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Jul
31st
2016

Best Stallion · 3:44am Jul 31st, 2016

He has a shield spell that can defend an entire city.
He powered half of a spell that drove back an army.
He went up against Sombra, and though wounded, managed to repel him while also defending his sister and her friends.
He is Captain Shining Armor.

(Some might argue with me about whether Shiny beat Sombra, but if your enemy runs away you're winning.)

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Jul
30th
2016

The Married Life of Cadence and Shining Armor · 5:02pm Jul 30th, 2016

I know it's been a while, but I haven't abandoned that story. I have a new chapter planned in my head. Basically, the story's divided into different arcs. The Canterlot Arc when they were still hanging out in Canterlot. That one is over and so is the bliss of the Honeymoon. Now they have to face Sombra. The Crystal Empire Arc is what earned the story the dark tag (it won't be too dark at the conclusion, promise.) After the Crystal Empire Arc, there's going to be a Vacation Arc.

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Jul
21st
2016

Philosophical Thursdays-Homosexual and Heterosexual Love · 5:04pm Jul 21st, 2016

I am bisexual. My energies are configured in such a way that I am equally attracted to both the beauty of the male and female form. And, after thinking on it for a while, I have concluded that their is no difference between homosexual and heterosexual love. Love is that which opens us up to the other, that allows you to transcend the self and care for another person. The soul is divided for the sake of union. The love story of Achilles and Patroclus is no less beautiful than the love of Romeo

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Jul
20th
2016

I wonder how many of my followers are X-Men fans? · 11:40pm Jul 20th, 2016

My favorite non-MLP couple is Scott Summers and Jean Grey. They've gone through hellfire and come out the the other side together. That's love.

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Jul
18th
2016

Flutterbetes and Cutealoo, Baby Edition · 8:16pm Jul 18th, 2016

This fits my headcanon that Pegasii would be Southern European (dark skin) if humanized.

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