[Obligatory HEY LOOK AT MY NEW STORY blog post]

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/61741/Cadence-Has-Horny-Problems

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And then I forgot to publish that fic. I promised :Pinkiecrazy:

Such is life when I'm at work from 6-6 every morning 4 days a week. Man, I need a new job!

Fic might take an extra week or so to write. But it's still there.

In recompensation, please have a picture of the story's subject.

And yes, you should be afraid.

Writer. Registered: 50 weeks, 28 minutes ago (ID: 1901).

So in two weeks, I'll be a year old here.

I confess that this past year has probably been the most interesting, soul-searching time of my life. Entertaining and collaborating with all of you wonderful, kindhearted people has made the world a little bit warmer in a year where I've had both the joy in sitting down and writing, and had the misfortune of being stuck out in the cold for reasons long passed.

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For reasons that subscribers will see when this new story publishes.

Let me be on the record as saying I think all clop writers are talentless hacks, because I did actually believe that for a while. And I'm very, very sorry.

So, 20?

I'm not sure. Now that I'm officially out of my teens, I feel like I should grow up a little.

I've never ever repeated to anyone that I enjoy my little pony. And I don't think I ever will. And sometimes, you just need to stop doing something for it to become less engaging...

I admit it, season 1 was what really got me hooked. Season 2 was whatever. Everything since has just been hot air and bleh... Maybe it's time to move on?

Anyone else feel the same way?

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Princess Celestia smiles and officially grants you the Pony name: Handsome Charmer.

...Ms. Celestia, are you trying to seduce me?

That said: What do people think of pony names? Should they be definiately pony (i.e. Twilight Sparkle), or should they have human names like Jack and Tom and Billy Mays?

Ok. Now that I'm back at university and my life has gone from unemployed to LODSEMONE, I can get back to writing!

I'll start by resuming and finishing Sunny Days , and also this collab, which, if Gancolt ever moves his bum, will be pretty fuckin' sweet.

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With plenty of ideas, experiences, and souvenirs...

A swiss hip-flask, bottles of jaeger, a stein with a piece of the berlin wall on it, Eiffel tower key-rings, a hangover from spain...

Anyway, let's get back on with writing. Also, I need proofreaders. Hit me up if you're keen to lend me a hand.

Good afternoon, fine gentlemen!

I merely wish to inform you all that I will be indisposed for 37 days. There's been a murder [opportunity to have a vacation] in Europe, and I will not be back for some time.

It shall be me, the good doctor, and that awfully gangly fellow who likes to call himself our 'publisher'.

When I return, I fear that incorrigible companion of mine will write some more of my memoirs and travels... Ugh. Ah well, it cannot be helped.

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One daily. For the next three days. All on Sherclop Pones.
It's a reverse April fools joke, because I'm serious and everyone else is dicking around.

Also because I'm bored and sequestered to the family farm for a few weeks. Not much to do except work and write, not that there's anything wrong with either of those things.

Sunny days: Got another chapter going here. My applejack-waifu craze is slowly coming back to me.

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