everything seems normal here, wait wh-

alright, jesus christ i'll update it

Angstposting. Angrily, I glare at my keyboard for the umpteenth time this week, and wonder if my deep, glowering self-hatred of the way I write would just fix itself if I picked up a pen and paper instead.

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Greetings, citizens!

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How do I tell you about this thing, without being overly sincere or stupid?

Maybe I'll take it from the top.

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Watch here.

MLP: Top gun episode.

You can be my wingpony anytime.

Jake: man
Jake: i really need to leanr
Jake: how to splice
Jake: audio
Jake: over vids
Jake: because top gun audio
Jake: would go perfectly
Mystfit: haha
Mystfit: better do it quick

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HI, I'M COMPLAINING THAT PIECE OF SHIT (A) IS MORE POPULAR THAN PIECE OF SHIT (B), IT'S PRETTY REDUNDANT SO IF YOU AIN'T INTERESTED IN MY OPINIONS YOU CAN JUST SKIP THIS PART

but really, why is this piece of shit popular again?

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Essays to write for my summer courses at university, working four days a week, twelve hours a day, sucks ass. I would LOVE to just take a day off and get the next chapter of The Golden Rule done, but those of you following will just have to stick it out till this weekend.

I apologise immensely, because I have SO MANY IDEAS for it!

In return, please have some swag.

Enough of that Cadence bullshit for now.

Y'know, because it needs revising because I rushed it a little and I feel bad

Lots of posts coming up this weekend, particularly a few collabs.

To celebrate, here's a fic I enjoyed writing, and I think you'll really enjoy.

If it ever gets approved

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Uhhm, what's that, Luna fans?

"Cadence [and/or shining armour] won't feature."
"Cadence is worst princess."
"Luna is my waifu favourite pony."

But then; best Princess receives starring role in episode one? And protects an entire kingdom to boot?

Other inferior Princess put in the back seat and gets two lines?

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