Oh, God. The site's changed. What the hell is this? It looks like some form of mobile app! It's gonna take me a whole day just to figure out what represents what now!

Anyway, that's it. Enjoy your reading, everypony.

So, I don't know if I ever told you guys this, but I've got an extreme phobia of bees. The things terrify me. Whenever one buzzes around my head, I feel like I'm gonna have a heart attack; that's how bad this thing is. So, that being said, let's play a game. We're gonna play "Guess My Panic Level". All right, here we go...

Step 1.) Imagine me, being bee-phobic, sitting at a bus stop bench.

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Hey, everypony! So, I forgot to tell y'all, which I'm really sorry, by the way, but I'm fine. Aside from a horrible case of sciatica, there's no tumor, no aneurysm, no nothing in my leg. So, I've just got to be doing some drugs and some stretches, and I'll be fine as a flower in no time!

And I've got fun news for all of you! Well, kind of mixed, I guess, when you think about it...

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Hey, everypony. Sorry to bother y'all, but there's something you all should know.

There's a high possibility that I have an aneurysm in my leg, and it could blow at any moment. If I do have one, and it does blow, one of two things will happen. One, my leg basically dies and I become a cripple. Two, I bleed internally, and die a quick and (apparently) incredibly painful death.

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Hey, everypony... So, I'm going to be putting "Dashie's Prolonged Heat" on hiatus for a few weeks. There are a few reasons for this. One, my dog died this morning, and I'm not really in the writing mood right now. Two, when I actually do get back to writing, I have a few story ideas I want to put down without feeling an obligation to write another chapter of DPH.

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NEW UPCOMING STORIES

(SET IN WHAT I CALL THE "P0N3VERSE")

1.) Dashie's Prolonged Heat

Plot Summary: Rainbow Dash is trapped in a perpetual state of hyper-arousal and sensitivity. There's only one mare who can possibly help her through it. Contains shameless clop with a touch of loving romance, just the way I like it.

2.) Cutie Mark Crusaders, Fillyfoolers!

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