Hey, guys! I'm almost past this months-long writer's block that I've been suffering from!

So, what's on my to-do list in terms of writing? Well, let's take a look. Here's my list (in order of priority)

1.) Title Currently Unknown
Genre: Romance (M, Sex, Language)

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So in case you didn't know, I've been in the Caribbean for the last week. I'm back now, and I feel good!

So, I read the 1st book in the Song of Ice and Fire series by the excellent George R. R. Martin, and now I'm looking forward to writing some more pony shit that isn't even close to that level of quality!

Oh, and Happy Hearts and Hooves, even if it is a little late. As always, I grant you license to clop to the likeness of the great Tail Spinner, Spinner of Tales, should you wish.

So, once again, my internet has been fucked up by CenturyLink. How many times has it been now? Six? Seven? Who knows anymore.

And yeah, I've been looking at other providers, and (unfortunately) what with bundling and service fees, CenturyLink's got my and my family by the balls in their shady business practices. Fuck CenturyLink, 0/10.

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Sigh...

It's been months since I last put words to a page. I've got so many damn ideas, and no clue how to write any of them. Do you know how that feels? Ideas swim in my head, and are lost as my fingers move to the keyboard. It's infuriating.

I just want to write, guys. Whether it's a screenplay or a novel or something else, I just need to put my ideas down.

I just found the forums.

It's 2:25 AM.

Luna, help me.

Happy Hearth's Warming!

I want you to remember that even if you've got nopony to spend today with, I'm still thinking about all of you. Y'all are amazing, and (I'll risk sounding a bit like Twilight, here) your friendship is the greatest gift I could ever ask for. How happy you guys all make me, it really is magical.

Well, actually, it's a complex release of chemicals combined with the firing of certain synapses, but you get my point.

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Okay, so... yeah, this was fuckin' genius of me.

I had my entire film's screenplay on my fuckin' flash drive.

Oh, that's a good idea, Alex! Now you can take your work with you wherever you go!

...

So where is your flash drive, Alex? Where is your past month's worth of work?

Oh, nowhere special. Just the fuckin' laundry.

Ohhhhhhhhhh....

~~~

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Hey, everyone. This is a blog post not just for my followers, but for the FimFic community at large.

Last night was a horrible night for me. I had been following the Ferguson Grand Jury case for the past few months, and, needless to say, I was devastated by the results, and subsequent violence, of the announcement.

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And while I wish I had written myself into an actual rut (with Twilight Sparkle, or Rainbow Dash, or both, possibly), I am sadly referring to the conundrum known as writer's block. So, I'm doubly bucked. Again, only in terms of writing.

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Hello, everypony.

So, if y'all haven't noticed by now, "Dashie's Heat?" Has had its name changed to "The Apple of Dashie's Eye". I've got a reason for this, hear me out!

Back when I put up the first chapter of this story, it had a completely different tone. Clop for the sake of clop with no plot, just clop. It's changed a bit, I'd like to think, and I want to get away from the whole "heat" concept. I might write a story about it, but that's not this story anymore.

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