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Sea Salt


99% of fanfiction is terrible and 80% of that is terrible porn. I can promise one of those things won't be in my account.

Nov
23rd
2016

Future of My Writing · 10:54am Nov 23rd, 2016

Hello Everyone I've been away for a while almost a year actually and now I'm getting back into writing so that's nice.

A couple of things about my stories.

1. All my stories will be set before season 4 this is due to my personal feelings towards the lore of Equestria post Season 3.

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Mar
12th
2015

The New Pixar Theory · 10:30pm Mar 12th, 2015

I have a revised Pixar theory the theory is that all the characters make movies and they are from the same universe.
In Toy Story 2 there are bloopers during the closing credits where all the characters make mistakes and there is a deleted scene with the caterpillar and ant from a bugs life. This proves that the toys in the Toy Story series are in the same universe and the bugs talk about how they hope to be in Toy Story 3.

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Sep
9th
2014

An Open Letter to Editors · 9:19pm Sep 9th, 2014

Dear Editors

I don't like to generalise even though I do it all the time but all of you are awesome. I don't want anyone to think I am a terrible writer but without you people won't so much be reading my stories so much as thinking man that's a lot of ands. You make it possible for me to write and not worry if my comma is meant to be a semicolon. You don't get nearly the amount of credit you deserve.

Best Wishes Sea Salt

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Sep
9th
2014

An Open Letter to My Little Dashie · 10:41am Sep 9th, 2014

Before you read this if you haven't read My Little Dashie you really should it's great.

Dear My Little Dashie

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Jul
9th
2014

The Ponies of Equestria killed us! · 2:36am Jul 9th, 2014

In My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a simple children’s television show was transformed into a horrifying post-apocalyptic world full of cake and death.

For those of you with things better to do than watch a show meant for 8 year old girls I pitty you because I have watched every episode of My Little Pony and have found evidence that there was a massive war between the ponies and humans and they destroyed us!

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