The Ponies of Equestria killed us! · 2:36am Jul 9th, 2014
In My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic a simple children’s television show was transformed into a horrifying post-apocalyptic world full of cake and death.
For those of you with things better to do than watch a show meant for 8 year old girls I pitty you because I have watched every episode of My Little Pony and have found evidence that there was a massive war between the ponies and humans and they destroyed us!
First generation 1 to 3 had humans in the show and with terrifying animation showed them working together in harmony and stuff you know like you would expect. NOW in Generation 4 there are no humans at all so what happened?
First of all we don’t have to blame any of the cute ass kicking ponies we know as this happened before they were even born. Equestria’s history according to the show is complex I would look through the show and tell you about it but I can’t be bothered so here is a video explaining it by Tommy Oliver.
My theory and yes it is totally mine I didn’t read this in the 3 minutes I spent searching for other articles so they obviously don’t exist and you won’t be able to find them ever if you look; is that before the age of construction the generation 3 ponies got more magic from nature and the human government frightened by the power the unicorns gained is what triggered the war. In the construction of Equestria we see that they hated each other and in the episode it is a kid friendly version of the construction as it is a play.
We can then assume (and I hate assuming) that the ponies were a full society that was normal and had the ethics and standards of humans until the age of construction as the children followed in generation 2 were a lot like human children.
From this we see the society being a lot like human and human were in the previous generations a lot so if the humans felt threatened they would start a war or maybe the ponies did, they are much more powerful than we are. If there was a war and the ponies won it would explain why there are no humans and why Equestria was all destroyed in the history of Equestria.
