Hey guys! I know it's been like 4-5 months, I forgot. But IM BACK. Why have I been gone? I'll just make this short:

1. I HAD A BABY GIRL. Yes, I've been hiding this from you for so long, but I have a child at the age of 21. Yeah. Buttt we named her Sarah and she's the most beautiful thing I've seen.

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Yep, that's right. I truly apologize. But, here's an explanation:

After a while, I LOVED to clop. I even made a group of M/M clopfics that had Braeburn, but after a while, clop just hasn't done it for me anymore. I used to love reading them too, I joined a bunch of groups, made a fanfic, and I was even looking forward to making another one. But, after a while, I just thought it over, and after proposing to my girlfriend of 3 years, I decided that my clopping days were over.

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Have you ever realized how much of a fucking retard I am?
Well, now you'll know. So,
This was back in da mudda fucking kinder garden,
When I was coming in from recess, I saw the
Fire alarm, so I was all like,
"That'd be fuckin funny if I pulled that,"
So you know what I did?
I pulled the fucking fire alarm like a
Fucking idiot. Yeahhhh.
Anywaysss, I went to da
Principles office, I look out the window,
And BOOM! There's a fucking fire truck
Right outside the god damn window.

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Whats this whole fifty question thang?

I'M LEFT HANDED!11!!1 HOLY SHIIIIAAATTT

Thats right. Clopper Gan is back. Be expecting a new clop fic this month, I don't know when I'll have time to write.

Some of you might have read my story Chronicals of Gan (I really hope some more people could read it, meh.) but I am going to have to put that aside right now, I really need to come up with some more ideas for chapters. In the mean time, maybe you can read some of my other stories.

Hello every pony, I made a new story about my current non existent life. Tell me what you think?

Apparently I write like...