Fire alarm

Have you ever realized how much of a fucking retard I am?
Well, now you'll know. So,
This was back in da mudda fucking kinder garden,
When I was coming in from recess, I saw the
Fire alarm, so I was all like,
"That'd be fuckin funny if I pulled that,"
So you know what I did?
I pulled the fucking fire alarm like a
Fucking idiot. Yeahhhh.
Anywaysss, I went to da
Principles office, I look out the window,
And BOOM! There's a fucking fire truck
Right outside the god damn window.
I couldn't help but lie, so you wanna
Know what I said?
"I was just running my hand down the
Wall and I accidentaly pulled it."
Thank god that bitch was dumb.
So, I had to live the rest of my life like,
"I got away with pulling the fire alarm."