Just a quick post to say that I'm moving into Charlottesville, VA following a job offer, and I'm checking to see if any bronies in the area have an available room to rent. (It's an expensive town, with the most affordable rooms seeming to be off-campus dorms/condos, and if I end up needing to find a roommate I'd prefer a dork along my own interests, you know?) There are UVA bronies, right? Of course there are! Email me at LucresStorytime@gmail.com if you're interested. I should point out

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I know it's been a while since I said anything here, but I figured I needed to let you guys know where I've been.

I lost my job a little while ago- the owner decided he'd rather sell a bunch of pre-made frozen crap than employ professional bakers, so that was me and two of my coworkers out on our asses. If I sound pissed off, it's because I am. It was a job I enjoyed and was doing well at, and now I'm stuck looking for work over the holidays.

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Hey, do you like my stories, but wish you could hear my stuttering, awkward voice as I try to break the world record for the number of "uh's" in a single sentence? No? Well, here it is anyway.

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Okay, call me Slowpoke since this was posted way back in February, but someone by the name of VozDeSuenos has done a dramatic reading of the first part of Ponies Play D&D!

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Someone pointed out to me a while ago that FiMfiction Mod Poultron has said some very flattering, but almost certainly inaccurate things about my story, Ponies Play D&D. He and I actually chatted in the Google Docs chat bar back when I posted the very first act of Part 2, before FiMfiction even existed and the fandom was young and... well, mostly just young. He said some very nice things to me at the time as well, and his encouragement is part of the

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Okay, here's the part where I talk a bunch about my inspirations and such like I'm a real-live writer!

This was obviously a difficult chapter for me to write technically, since it's so far removed from my usual style. But when I decided to do a Zecora chapter, I knew I couldn't wuss out. The resulting poem easily doubles, or even triples, the amount of rhyming verse I've written in my lifetime. God, I tried to count the verses and gave up at around fifty...

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Sweet, crispy crap on a cracker that was hard.

Well, it almost killed me, but I've written a freaking epic poem and now you're gonna sit there and read it.

Here are some tips for aspiring poets:

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Okay, it's been some time since my last update, so I wanted to let everyone know I'm still alive and working on Act 3. I hate that I'm basically releasing on Valve time, but Act 3 is a little more... complicated than the previous chapters. To show you what I mean, here's a small sample of Zecora's game:

-Minor Spoilers Below-

Now begins a rousing tale
Of windy shores and crashing sea

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I'm still alive, and so is the story!

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Well, it's been an excruciatingly long wait, but I can finally say with confidence that Part 3, Act 2 of the Ponies Play D&D series is ready to post. I just need to proof-read it a few times, and it'll be done, so look for it on this site later tonight. My strategy of motivating myself by changing my avatar to something embarrassing until the story is done seems to have paid off, even though I missed my goal by a few days. In the interest of standing by my pledge, I shall remain a horse's

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