I fuckin' hate this country. It looks like Wisconsin (which I hate), everything sucks, and I'm not even going to get to see the Great American Eclipse. At least our tour ends on Friday. If I never see an Atropian or Donovian again it'll be too soon. And don't get me started on Gorgas!

If you use "(w/sh/c)ould of" instead of "(w/sh/c)ould have", I will hunt you down and revoke your pancreas rights using only a roll of duct tape and a squirrel. Then I will find every English teacher who ever failed to instruct you that that is NOT FUCKING OKAY, and I will hang them collectively by their toes from the driver's side mirror of a Greyhound bus.

You have been warned.

“You contacted the most powerful being in Equestria to help a pony in need without any thought to what you would gain from it, Sunset.” Crystal Clear beamed at her. “That’s called generosity. And that’s called kindness. "

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If there were any way I could get this site to stop showing any and all stories with the Crossover tag, that'd be great. Maybe the Human tag, too, so long as it didn't keep EQG stories from showing up. And Second Person, while we're at it. I don't want to temporarily filter them- I literally never ever want them to show up, just like Mature tagged stories when you turn that filter on. I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested, in finding out what happens when an autistic teenager's

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So I'm sorta done with the story naming conventions and cliches on this goddamn site. I'm sure you've noticed them. It really bugs me. There's a bunch of annoyingly overused elements. Starting a title with the words "A", "Of", or "An"; any kind of fire-themed or darkness-themed word, and generally just being overly dramatic in general. Those are just examples, but I think you likely know what I mean. I really wish I didn't have to judge a fic by its cover, but when I'm browsing, guess what?

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