You know what?

If there were any way I could get this site to stop showing any and all stories with the Crossover tag, that'd be great. Maybe the Human tag, too, so long as it didn't keep EQG stories from showing up. And Second Person, while we're at it. I don't want to temporarily filter them- I literally never ever want them to show up, just like Mature tagged stories when you turn that filter on. I am not interested, nor will I ever be interested, in finding out what happens when an autistic teenager's self-insert is transformed into Goku, and begins a hamfisted romance with a pony. My life will only be improved if I no longer have to manually separate such things from the actual stories that are worth reading. My time is precious, and I already waste too much of it on deciding what to read. Your HiE trashfic, or shitty self-insert crossover, or whatever that thing is that you've vomited onto the carpet- I'd rather pretend it didn't exist at all.

And when those so-called "stories" somehow make it onto the front page? I seriously contemplate omnicide.

Who the fuck is upvoting them?!