Dripping oil like spoiled butter
Sets my beating heart aflutter

Other mares seem now as trash
My heart beats for your rashy gash

The way you scratch and itch and whine
I could not live were I not thine

Sampling your flaky crust
It sets my breast ablaze with lust

That fire, too, o'ertakes my loins
Your sweet infection chafes my groin

Slathered in your od'rous grease
I cum inside, a sweet release

Your gratitude is needed not
It's gift enough, your grimy slot

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I've been stoned off marker fumes for the past two days now. Have some more Freebase.

Her name is Freebase, she's addicted to everything.

Sorry ladies, he's officially taken.
Let us rejoice that our beloved autist has finally found true love.
Also, in case any of you were wondering, this is his favorite Luna pic and actually his #1 favorite piece of art, even above the collected works of Nirvana:

I'm so happy for you Regi, we all are.

[12:54:29 AM] Mr. Sweet and Awful: fine
[12:54:36 AM] Mr. Sweet and Awful: i accept luna as my lord and saviour

My Luna plushie came today

SUBJECT, THANK YOU FOR FREEING YOUR PRINCESS FROM HER BUBBLE WRAP PRISON! 'TWAS WORSE THAN THE MOON! VERY HOT! WE SHALL REWARD YOU HANDSOMELY FOR YOUR EFFORTS.

It was nothing m'lady *tips stack of fedoras*

BITE DOWN ON THY PILLOW! WE ARE GOING IN DRY!

They perpetuate ape culture.

I have been drinking a fuckton of beer. I have also decided I'm going to be a brony musician, so I got FL Studio. Just got this shit earlier today, so I've been trying to figure it out. Made a simple beat. I still have no idea how to use this:
https://soundcloud.com/dontwannaknow/fltest
Niggers