I'm writing a Vinyl/Octavia fic. I love writing these characters, because I have a very clear idea of what their personalities are like. Sometimes they start playing off of each other to the point where it breaks the tone that I'm trying to convey. This was one such instance; it didn't make the final cut, but I enjoyed writing it.

“That’s very sweet of you, Vinyl.” Once the cork was popped and the libations poured, she raised her glass. “Cheers.”

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These lyrics are sung to a waltz (3/4)

A weary performer did lay down her head
Onto a welcoming cradle of sand
No curtainfall now would put end to her plight
She lived in her play in the unending light
The crowd they did cheer and she wished she could stand
To raise up her arms in a gesture so grand
But this, she knew, was her one final fight
Her closing eyes curtains of eternal night

But no
Dear
Rest not you shall
Rest for the wicked who must live to tell

No
Dear

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Y is Pank Pone so poofy and pank? How dis much pank? I try to 'splain:

Dis cray cray yo
So pank I cant thank

[4:48:38 PM] Pascal: I gotta go in a sec
[4:48:43 PM] Pascal: for long-ass dinner
[4:48:49 PM] Pascal: but I'll be back
[4:48:56 PM] DWK: enjoy your ass dinner
[4:48:58 PM] Pascal: I'll talk more about story afterward
[4:49:01 PM] Pascal: fuckin
[4:49:19 PM] Pascal: $30 for a tiny plate of tuna
[4:49:21 PM] Pascal: bullshit
[4:49:27 PM] Incogneato, Cornucopia of Something: Can we hold this off for a bit, I need to relax and cooldown from the hard stress I just gained.

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Sometimes I feel bad for the early teen (or younger) crowd that inevitably find themselves on this site. Pretty much everyone I know and/or interact with in this fandom is a male between the ages of 18-30, with some exceptions here and there. I find it funny that in a culture surrounding a cartoon about magical ponies who sing spontaneously and save the world using the power of friendship, women and children are in the minority (and by that I mean as far as the fandom is concerned. I'm pretty

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I'm 27. I am not happy about this.

I can't wait for you to shut me up.

And it's soOoOoOOOO fuh-fuh-FUNKEH!

Now I shall return to the Mother Ship!

It perpetuates grape culture.

Fimfics is telling me that I have an unread story chapter in my favorites, but when I go to look...there's nothing there.

Furthermore, I know that I've read every new chapter of each of my favorited stories.

I keep getting plastered and forgetting about this problem. Every time I log into the site I go 'aww yeah, new chapter.'

There is no new chapter guys. This is driving me ponkers.

God I love you, Rarity.