Welcome to the first joint Q&A for Jumper and Memoirs of a Reality Jumper (Memoirs for short)!

(Matt) *Walks into the room in full armor. The battered dark blue paint scratched and burned, the damage matching the hidden emotional scars he carries on the inside. He sits down and with a hiss of compressed air removes his helmet.* “I’m here like I promised, now can someone please explain to me how this works.”

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So... I'm now a featured author now? WAT!? Yeah sure it's only a slot on the old fic bar BUT STILL! I never thought Jumper would make it there.

Assuming it doesn't get hammered with the down votes it probably deserves this means I'm going to have to commission cover art. I mean if it's that "good" then it deserves cover art... right?

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Parasprite Polka

Winter Wrap up

My Little Metal Medley

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SOON

Ok, maybe not soon, but it has begun.

I know, I know. 2 blog posts in 2 days, I'm sorry to clutter up your notifications like this but I feel like saying something so yeah.

Memoirs released a new chapter so I want input on how long you folks want me to wait on releasing ch.8 and some of Lyra's Diary entries.

Ch.9 is about 3 paragraphs in but I've got what will most likely end up being the tail half of ch.11 and ch.12 well under way (and almost done)

TL:DR when should I release ch.8?

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MLP Season 1 DVD That's right, you can pre-order it now... What are you waiting for?

I just got told we're doing hearings today and to expect panic calls. In other words be expected to restrain, arrest or escort persons off the property... All for minimum wage.

Does anyone else think that the security industry in Ontario is broken?

Black Mesa is being released TOMORROW!

Ponies shall be on the back burner until I've played it through several times... ok ponies shall be on the center burner with BM at the front

My name is Michael and THIS was the link someone sent me to get my attention... I`m still laughing

The new polymer Canadian $100 smell like maple... I shit you not, go get 2 of them, rub them together and take a whiff. Maple, distinctly maple.

My response to being told this "uh huh, you're crazy"
My response to being shown this? "WHAT!? WHAT!? WHAT the WHAT!?"
My response even now. "What? THAT'S SOO COOL!!!