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1. A school should not be able to use a student's work induced psychosis or hallucinations to justify their lack of action on his or her claims if they're not obligated to then correct that issue.
2. Moving goalposts in arguments/debates even though the author of this post is privy to just that.

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Alright, so I'm going to be straightforward here...
Sunny Bottom and Midnight Emission Make Out Just Before Being Saved by the Sun is a very bad name for a fic.
It works much better as a subtitle!

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Alright, so, after a long ass time, I finally started writing again. And then I got writer's block on a complex scifi story about language and viral pathology. So I wrote this instead to get my juices flowing...

*The new chapters have zero words because they're written offsite. People who 'write' 'on' FiMFiction are crazypants.*

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I'm so sorry.

Yes.

I need fics that have NOTHING TO DO with the main six, and if possible, NOTHING TO TO DO with Ponyville.
While the protagonists goes about the town, they discuss old movies like Galaxy of Terror and Attack of the Killer Tomatoes. I'm looking for the fanfic equivalents of those.

But not me.
Because the syntax rules for killer prose are just a little too complex for me.

Imagine a haiku. You have to use a given quantity of syllables in a specific order. 5, 7, 5.
Killer7 in prose form is like 5, 7, pet your dog, feed the cat, throw in a twitter update about how dead your fish is, 3.
Now, I'd be fine writing in such a convoluted way, but I have a hard time getting my head wrapped around the plot as is. Two malefactors does not a good fic make.

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Stepping on a lot toes. Eeyup.

I have stories. Stories that don't have ponies in them. Morose stories, happy stories. Stories that question my faith.

My next story that I want to get out there is something I was trying to do before. A reinterpretation of the biblical tale of Cain and Abel. Spoiler: Abel is killed by his brother!

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