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23rd

2015

Spoiler Alert: Age of Ultron, Part Four · 12:33am Jul 23rd, 2015

: If they had a teaspoon'a personality or any real relevance ta the plot?

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23rd

2015

Spoiler Alert: Age of Ultron, Part Three · 12:33am Jul 23rd, 2015

: The Avengers realize that if Ultron killed Strucker, then the Baron must have known something important. They look through lists of Strucker's associates and find Ulysses Klaw, a weapons dealer who comic fans know as the Black Panther's archenemy. If you're not interested in Black Panther, don't worry, because despite his prominence in advertising, Klaw has little importance to this film.

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Jul

23rd

2015

Spoiler Alert: Age of Ultron, Part Two · 12:33am Jul 23rd, 2015

: Unfortunately for Tony, he has to go to Thor's going away party on the third day, and the AI still hasn't been successfully built.
OR HAS IT?!

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Jul

23rd

2015

Spoiler Alert: Age of Ultron, Part 1 · 12:32am Jul 23rd, 2015

: Have we found the DVD yet?
: Nope!
: Sorry, Twi. We're just gonna have ta review somethin' else first.
: Ugh, the omniverse has a personal vendetta against my schedules. Alright, what's next on the bracket? X-Men Origins?
: Avengers: Age of Ultron!

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Jul

7th

2015

Spoiler Alert: Throne of Atlantis, Part Four · 1:08am Jul 7th, 2015

: Pinkie, breathe.
: Heh-huh, heh-huh, heh-huh. Sorry; action scenes get me excited. So the Atlanteans attack Metropolis, but the Justice League show up and start kicking flank. And...we get a brief cameo from Steel's secret identity, John Henry Irons?

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7th

2015

Spoiler Alert: Throne of Atlantis, Part Three · 1:08am Jul 7th, 2015

: Guess not? The Queen, knowing that Orm's too much of a brat to be King, tells Mera to bring her other son, Arthur, to her, so she can begin training him to rule. I guess her custody agreement with his dad must've been pretty strict. Did we mention that Arthur's dad has just died? It didn't seem interesting enough to mention before.

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7th

2015

Spoiler Alert: Throne of Atlantis, Part Two · 1:07am Jul 7th, 2015

: Yeah, I really wanted to like this scene when I saw it. It's pretty funny! But it's probably not the way you should introduce the most unappreciated superhero in the world, y'know?
: Plus, the fact that he then gets inna bar fight ta save the lobster kinda oversimplifies his morals. Ah mean, c'mon, Aquaman understands the basic food chain! He eats fish himself!

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2015

Spoiler Alert: Throne of Atlantis, Part One · 1:06am Jul 7th, 2015

: Doctor, we simply CAN'T review the second and third films without reviewing the first film...well, first! It's just not RIGHT!
Twilight, we've been arguing about this for THREE MONTHS without food or sleep! Just get the blasted review done before we both die of malnutrition, dehydration, and exhaustion!
: Uggh, fine! Lightweight. Now where'd our copy of The Desolation of Smaug go?
: Um, I think we lost it.