• Member Since 14th Aug, 2013
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Carl on Duty


Don't mind Carl. He does meth. Like, SO MUCH meth. -Officer Hot Pants

Sep
15th
2014

60 FOLLOWER DUDE...THINGIES · 5:49am Sep 15th, 2014

i cant freakin believe i have gotten this far for absolutely nothing!! i would like to thank my cat, my goldfish, and my useless dogs!! And always remember, Papa Carl is always here to talk if you have a problem!!! thank you and have a great day :pinkiehappy:

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Sep
5th
2014

so my day has been interesting... · 6:03am Sep 5th, 2014

so the other day my cool math teacher (or as cool as a math teacher can be) was having a joke and said "this is my swamp"...... and then today i find my friends and the other classmates showing him friendship is manly.....which i had shown them like 6 months ago.... so 20 or 30 seconds into the video my teachers says i cant watch this and then searches and plays this!!!

......so i guess i've had an interesting day....

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Aug
10th
2014

new story coming up!!! · 1:13am Aug 10th, 2014

i decided that since i didn't know where the heck i was going with that story, i would shamelessly make a self-insert with a lotta randomness in between. it'll start off towards the end with a ton that has happened, then the story will be told by me...in a strait jacket....he he he :pinkiecrazy:

have a fantabulous day everyone :pinkiecrazy:

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Aug
1st
2014

Achievement unlocked: get 50 (stalkers) followers · 11:18am Aug 1st, 2014

After about a year on this site I have finally gained over 50 followers...which is pretty good considering the stories I have or haven't written :/ anyways, thanks I guess. And I'll try to write more! (Which you all know means another year of nothing....) Peace!!

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Dec
26th
2013

COD ghosts is freakin awesome!! · 3:13am Dec 26th, 2013

So Christmas was yesterday in Australia, so I thought that I could tell you guys what I got and what made my day.
COD ghosts (got it yesterday, finished it yesterday :rainbowlaugh:) some more xbox live membership, iTunes cards, and the very thing that instantly cured my depression (for a while) was a turtlebeach earforce X42 surround sound headset.

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Dec
11th
2013

New chapter by next week...I promise? · 11:29am Dec 11th, 2013

I decided to finally work on bringing you guys a great chapter to add to da zombie story :yay: I don't know if I said this in my last blog post but the new chapter won't exactly have ponies in it. I'm a slow writer, I can probably write a thousand words in a day if I'm lucky. Those other writers make writing thousands of words so easy :rainbowlaugh: or I'm just lazy :pinkiecrazy: probably the latter. But in the meantime why don't you join my insanely messed up stories group (no link here, too

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Nov
16th
2013

A message to my followers · 6:37am Nov 16th, 2013

I just wanted to let you all know that while I may be an active reader and prereader/editor, I'm not really that active of a writer. It doesn't mean that I won't be writing as much as I can though, I just want you guys to know that I won't be updating all of the time.

And I figured out how to share my pictures.

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Nov
11th
2013

Not too much longer........ :D · 9:50pm Nov 11th, 2013

Ok so I was writing a story, got bored for a bit, listened to some epic call o doody zombie music. Then I had an idea. What if I added another group of characters, this time more older fellows (no idea why I used that word XD .

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Nov
6th
2013

New chapter on da way :D · 2:08pm Nov 6th, 2013

I have slowly pulled myself together to write the third chapter to my zombies story again (I had written a thousand words but it got deleted by accident but it was probably for the best because it also sucked) I won't give away too much of what will happen but I will give one clue, teleporting and timetravel will be included. And isn't this video just the best XD

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Oct
24th
2013

This is awesome :D · 11:19am Oct 24th, 2013

For some reason a few people have started to follow me in the last few days. (not that I'm complaining) I think that it's awesome people are actually favoriting my zombie story and following me. Now I have a pretty bad writing schedule, just letting you know, so chapters might not come out as fast as most people but I will try. Also let me know if I should rewrite the second chapter because the first one was horrible and now I am ok with it. Thank you guys so much for following me. It really

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