She would not control herself. She would not alter her objetive. And she would not count to four to calm herself down. She would run until the damned place was out of space and then she would escape.

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I can feel them doing so. Because, in less than a day and a half, I was able to write a five thousand long chapter of 'Whispers of the Past'. The only consequence was a little of sleep deprivation but don't worry I can fix that stuff in a mo'. I may, I mean, might, I mean, will fix that problem in a mo'.

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>Be me.
>Think you have got it all sorted out.
>Do a little research to add background to your ponah.
>Find out that 'Butterscotch' is a caramel.
>'Easy, already knew that one!'
>Caramel made from butter and brown sugar.
>'Well, you can always make him a baker or something...'
>Brown sugar is made with refined sugar and molasses.

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Not only accomplished, even, I feel like I just had a freaking epiphany delivered by Yisus-first-hand. I'm excited, I'm bloody, freaking excited. Like I had wings and then came down after realizing a particularly complex pirouette in the air.

What has brought so much excitement, thou cream-faced loon? You must ask.

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Okay guys, this is becoming terrifyingly obvious. I'm lazy as hell. And you know that.
All of you.

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... you finally notice that u don't have wings, nor are u a magical winged lavender unicorn.

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Not even my own computer. The little shit betrayed me. After four years of having it, my computer has decided to kill itself (or me, with boredom) using the powerful screen of Windows initiating... for hours... aND WITHOUT ACTUALLY INITIATING.
-Weird horse-ish noise that resembles 'HONK'-
Ha.
How sad is my life.

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That pizza killed me... so I am typing this from the Afterlife. It is pretty ugly here, I never got to know who turned up the heat! And the staff looks so demonic, like what is up with the horns and everything?...

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Fuck fuck fuck, I was so close to publish the chapter yesterday. I thought I would last more with my schedule.
Now I gotta fix it and publish two chapters I suppose.
Ugh.
Still lovin' ya'.
I planned to do shenanigans and make it look like I published it yesterday but... Ah'm the Element of Honesty, Ah' can't do that! Right now I would prefer the Element of Swag, but my swag game is weak.

Here have this:

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Why when I read the title I imagined that I was going to cancell "The White Void"? Wtf.

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