Researching is cruel

>Be me.
>Think you have got it all sorted out.
>Do a little research to add background to your ponah.
>Find out that 'Butterscotch' is a caramel.
>'Easy, already knew that one!'
>Caramel made from butter and brown sugar.
>'Well, you can always make him a baker or something...'
>Brown sugar is made with refined sugar and molasses.
>Molasses is made from sugar canes.
>Sugar canes grow in tropical weather.
>Definitely not the weather of Sunny Ville gotta think of a better name.
>Feel stupid.
>Look for a spot-on gif of a series that has ten years of death.
>Ironically called 'Dead Like Me'.
>Rejoice.
>At least you did something.

Will fix it all with markets, people!