Just a pile of meat and chemicals that writes romantic, comedic and sexual stories and comics.

No, I'm not your mommy. Stop asking.

Proof that I'm not dead. I was just in a slumber, waiting for reason to rise again. I might have found that reason.

I usually have something witty to say but for the love of Bat Ponies, this is ridiculous. So have a quote. “We’re all stories, in the end. Just make it a good one, eh?” — The Doctor.