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Alex Warlorn


Just your average Brony who happened upon an idea that might actually turn out to be clever enough for guys to love.

May
18th
2019

S09E08 commentary, spoilers · 8:18pm May 18th, 2019

"Attention! There has been an outbreak of Team Rocket Disease! All villains should stay inside, least they be infected and be reduced to defeating themselves and the heroes being blissfully unaware of their existence. If you are not an idiot comedy or a throw away episode of Pokemon, we strongly suggest you avoid catching this disease."



Anti-climaxes are for steppers in anime, Team Rockets, and independent youtube shorts to increase the sales of prozac, not satisfying conclusions.

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May
12th
2019

writer's block is suffering. · 2:55am May 12th, 2019

writer's block is suffering.

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May
11th
2019

looking for someone to hire to write this · 5:10pm May 11th, 2019

I put this idea out there before, and no one was interested, and I'm putting it out again.

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May
10th
2019

... · 4:47am May 10th, 2019

May
9th
2019

Make Your Own Magic The Starswirl Do Over Commission! · 7:24pm May 9th, 2019

https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Literature/MakeYourOwnMagicTheStarswirlDoOver

https://mlp.fandom.com/wiki/Chapter_books#Make_Your_Own_Magic:_Starswirl_Do-Over

Okay, no way Sunset WOULDN'T be a traumatized mess after all this... I will pay anyone to write a short story of Sunset Shimmer going to Equestria for some much needed therapy!!!!!

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May
4th
2019

MLP FiM S9E6 commentary, spoilers · 6:23pm May 4th, 2019

So Buck Ball has become a recognized legal sport and part of the industry.
Heh, I'm honest surprised, and relieved, that we aren't having a SJW moment where the other species demand they be let in on the action in spite of some of them lacking the natural ability to get in on the action. And ponies are actually being allowed to shine in the show named after them.

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May
2nd
2019

do not read the Cosmos IDW comic arc · 1:42am May 2nd, 2019

Do not read the Cosmos IDW comic arc. It's garbage. It takes canon and throws it into a paper shredder.

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Apr
27th
2019

MLP S9E05 commentary, spoilers · 6:46pm Apr 27th, 2019

ogres and obulettes figurines

derpy now wearing the mail uniform

"couldn't she just send the box through spike?'


"old room at the castle"

"You aren't concerned Celestia was going through your old stuff?"

"I didn't know I had left anything!"

"Seriously? You tower was FULL of stuff that's personally yours."

G1 Starswirl figure

"extra extra credit report impediments of using magic in every day choirs"

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Apr
27th
2019

story commission offer, any takers? · 6:27pm Apr 27th, 2019

Story commission, anyone interested in taking it? The ponies find a restaurant in Canterlot that still fits perfectly Zesty Gourmand's definition of good eats, and try to get them to free themselves from her shackles... only to find out that HE'S ALWAYS had his restaurant this way... his restaurant is the one Zesty Gourmand loved and insisted all other ponies copy! And he's actually doing better business due to a reduction of 'market over-saturation.'

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Apr
27th
2019

the CMC and Cozy Glow · 10:45am Apr 27th, 2019

What I truly find annoying, is how Cozy Glow betrayed the trust and friendship of the CMC... but this gets swept under the rug in favor of the Student Six thwarting her. When the CMC facing her instead of being casually outwitted by her, would have had more emotional impact. After all, they were the ones who TAUGHT HER how to behave and how to make friends, they HELPED HER learn the ins and outs of how to act and what to say. And like a true sociopath all this did was teach her how to better

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