I didn't want to be a fanfic writer. I wanted to be a lumberjack...

YES! A LUMBERJACK! LEAPING FROM TREE TO TREE AS THEY FLOAT DOWN THE RIVERS OF FILLYDELPHIA!

Earlier today, I was ready to take the revamp head-on. I felt like nothing in the world could stop me. Now I don't know if I'll be able to make myself get up in the morning, or ever again.

How does that even happen?

Today. I'm doing it TODAY. I've been delaying this freaking thing for FAR TOO LONG.

THE REVAMP ENDS BY MARCH!

Hey everypony! Patriotic Pony here, with some fantastic news!

It's done. It's finally over! Things have finally been sorted out, and just in time for me to enjoy Nightmare Night! Speaking of which, Happy Nightmare Night! What did you guys go as? I went as the 27th Doctor.

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Hey everypony. Patriotic Pony here, with an update that could affect the future of Tales.

I'd like to tell you everything's getting better. I'd like to tell you that I'm back to my optimistic self that I've missed so much. I'd like to tell you that I'm working on my fic and Swift's fic again, just like the good ol' days. I'd like to tell you all this, but it's not true. If anything, it's gotten worse.

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Hey, everypony. Patriotic Pony, with an update on Tales.

As you all know, I've been kind of inactive lately. The last time I popped in, I was pretty cheerful and excited about the future of Tales. In fact, all but one of my posts over the past few months have been about good things. Alas, I'm afraid I've got some bad news.

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Hey everypony! Patriotic Pony here, with a quick update.

On September 23rd, Discord's Tales of Equestria reached 700 views! Thank you all for helping the story get this far, I really owe you one. Maybe it could be in the form of an update this year? I kinda wish I could have kept my original pace, where I was able to get a new chapter for every hundred views, but the revamp has been at a standstill for awhile.

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Hey everypony! Just thought I'd let you all know that today is Swift Ebony's birthday!

For those who don't know, Swift has been my writing partner, and good friend, for many months now. Discord's Tales would probably still be wallowing in missing descriptions and popcorn if it wasn't for him, so why don't you all go wish him a happy birthday over on his page, and thank him for all of his help on the Revamp? http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Swift+Ebony

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Why are all of my brony buddies going offline at once? I know, real life calls, but... why does it have to happen now? If they're not bogged down with school or work, they're making a big move somewhere.

I feel lonely all of a sudden. I hate being lonely.

Hey everypony! Patriotic Pony here, for a post that should have happened almost a month ago.

August 16th of 2014 was, in fact, the first anniversary of Discord's Tales of Equestria! I had originally intended to get Chapter Four revamped by then, but as recent blog posts will tell you, that's easier said than done. College, as well as other projects, have been keeping me busy, and I'm a lazy pony. However, the news is not all bad.

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