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ForlanceAbice


A cynical old dog of the fandom who has become apathetic to the state of things. Still willing to give a debate if an ear listens and willing to return tactful courtesty. Stories currently cancled.

Dec
7th
2012

Right Brian VS Left Brain · 7:36pm Dec 7th, 2012

Well, in lieu of my failing grades in Chemistry, I have decided to do a bit more research on the brain's abilities in terms of either left or right. Here are the results below that may be accompanied by additional side comments. Though I am rather balanced, my left side dominates by a 6% margin. Pictures related to this will be posted later.

Exception that are not accurate about me will be bolded.

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Dec
3rd
2012

Personality Quiz Results... · 1:55am Dec 3rd, 2012

Well... These are quite interesting...




http://www.gotoquiz.com/results/which_friendship_is_magic_pony_type_are_you
Which 'Friendship is Magic' Pony type are you?
Your Result: Earthbound Pony

88%

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Nov
26th
2012

Fucking English teacf RAGEFGOGTFO · 9:26pm Nov 26th, 2012

,,, Piece of fucking shit.... That fucking bitch wasted my fucking time...
As if I didn't know of the fucking Halocaust already! Oh wait, I already read both fucking books in middle school!
But nnnoooooo! I have to read that shi book call... Fucking hell, I don't evven remeber the fucking name.

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Nov
26th
2012

Headcanon · 4:25pm Nov 26th, 2012

Eh... I am writing just to give myself something to do while I wait for class to end.
Plus, it'll help me get some established characteristics for when it comes to creating the universe that is unique to each fic, with common consistencies between each story. Hopefully my anti chronological mindset won't screw this up... Hey, I can't help that my brain works the way it does.

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Nov
24th
2012

Shameful Displays of Bribery · 12:59am Nov 24th, 2012

http://fairview.deadfrontier.com/refer.php?ID=3615392

Alright lads, you see that link above this line?
Good, because this will take you straight to Dead Frontier, an excellent Zombie MMO if I do say so myself.
It's certainly difficult, but with patience you can be among the elite in this community.

There is an ulterior motive for this blog announcement.
Apparently if you link someone from a different site to Dead Frontier, players can

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Nov
21st
2012

An Accidental Sent To Self Message That Turns Into..... · 7:53pm Nov 21st, 2012

.... What madness have I wrought? I speak the tongue of butchered English Elizabethan! What have I done!?
Oh woe is I, dear reader! Shield thine eyes against this travesty that I dare post to myself!

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Nov
12th
2012

Oi! Hand Me Your Assesment! · 4:39pm Nov 12th, 2012

Lads, I am giving you a mission.
I need a solid, no shit assessment on the durability
of my story structure and weakpoints.

Below are the ones that are in need of being picked apart.
Don't fail me now.

http://www.fimfiction.net/chapter/194023
http://www.fimfiction.net/story/56247/Of-Olden-Times-Long-Past%3A-An-Introvert%27s-Perspective
You may fire when ready.

Give it your best shot.

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Oct
26th
2012

Long, Boring Rant. Brace yourself. · 1:27pm Oct 26th, 2012

This comes from a forum post that I have made in this thread.
Brace yourself, ranting and ugly things ahead. Leave now if you don't want your day ruined.

">>471041 Forgive me if I have misinterpret this, but what you are essentially saying is that any and all character development from the fans for this background pony, or any for that matter, is completely irrelevant, ill regardless of whatever effort has been put into her, and MUST conform to the canon or die?

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Oct
16th
2012

I Just Have to Ask · 8:25pm Oct 16th, 2012

What's the point?
Why bother with writing anything when I know the quality of my fanfiction is sub-par at best?
Is there any reason to continue what will inevitably end in a permanent cliff hanger?
So many ideas, that simply wither away and die.

You too, have experienced this?
Perhaps the more experienced among you have over 10,000 words to your name.
Fine. Gloat about your achievements, where thine have none to speakth of in my place.

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Jun
6th
2012

The Blog That No One Will Read. · 12:51pm Jun 6th, 2012

Warning: The following is the ranting of a person on the internet about fanfics qualifications. Viewer discretion is advised.
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So, if meta fics are not accepted, shouldn't we delete fics that were uploaded before these rules came into place?
Too fucking bad if they got plenty of views, they got them unfairly, correct? So therefore, shouldn't these users be IP address banned?
I rest my case.

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