A certain song caused me to just itch for a good pirate story. Anyone?
Also, I'm logging onto ArcheAge for the first time in forever just to go raid some poor low-level trying to boat across the oceans ^^

Back-forest village in Equestria populated by 99,99% Earth Ponies...
And one Unicorn.
This idea came to me while listening to

("I'm sorry for having a horn, I'm sorry for just being born!")

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How it starts: Horny Horse (Hereby known as H.)
H: "You know, those dresses are coming soon."
Me: "Hmm? The summer dresses?"
H: "Yeah, they're quite beautiful aren't they?"
Me: "I don't like the entire water-theme they're with this year."
How it ends up: H: "I wonder how it would feel like, to have a taco up your bum?"
Me: "Depends, is there something in the taco."
H: "Yeah... Meat, salad, sauces..."
Me: "White, red & yellow? Aka Sourcream, salsa and cheese?"

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Just about anyone whom's played Hearthstone in Ranked knows how it feels to be stuck at Rank 20, encountering Zoolocks and, Deities forbid, Cancer Hunters (Although with Undertaker nerfed, we won't be facing more of those.)
So I sat down, and went through every Netdeck existing in the Hearthstone Ladder, and built a deck to counter every. Single. One of them, with a class nobody prepares for; Shaman.

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Or this:

And since the pony-pictures doesn't do the latter ones justice, here's how they actually look:

She's so adorable :D


Well, her brother is as well.

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Before you get confused about #2, I like how it gave a story-context to #3.

I still think they should've put Mic on the vocals.

Eyyup... The title says it all.
Now allow me to chug a gallon of bleach.

Here's a spoiler: It sucked balls.
Spoiler over.
It was just that bad, like... I can't stand horror, I can't stomach any type of unreal horror. (Real horrors is what I'm way too familiar with and way too jarred against.) This shit though? Blergh. Here's what happened in the entire movie: Man buys wife doll. Person slits their throat while holding doll. Doll becomes haunted with demon. A black demon starts hunting them. It craves their soul, so a black woman commits suicide.

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