So I finished watching 'Annabelle' in the theaters.

Here's a spoiler: It sucked balls.
Spoiler over.
It was just that bad, like... I can't stand horror, I can't stomach any type of unreal horror. (Real horrors is what I'm way too familiar with and way too jarred against.) This shit though? Blergh. Here's what happened in the entire movie: Man buys wife doll. Person slits their throat while holding doll. Doll becomes haunted with demon. A black demon starts hunting them. It craves their soul, so a black woman commits suicide.
That's it, like... THAT'S ALL.
Oh, and there's a baby in all of this, so I guess that's something.
Like, I watched the apparently 'creepy' parts and actually out-right hollered in laughter when I could see that the demon was badly photoshoped!

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[The Shade]

2565880 Because my sister is a bitch.

[The Shade]

2565913 My father is the panicky kind that refuses for her to go watch a movie alone.

[The Shade]

2566110 Because my father doesn't trust anybody that he personally doesn't know.