Knighty deleted my wonderful new story, "December 14, 2012". Based solely on NOTHING. Because of his incompetence in setting rules for the site, he decided it would be a good idea to create a fail safe rule where even if I follow the rules he lays out for me regarding stories, the story can still be deleted if he doesn't like it.

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In commeormation for this day, I wrote a troll fiction involving Derpy and her good friend Adam Lanza shooting up Sandy Hooke for a second time! Not only that, but the kill count is better than the first time! Why? Because of teamwork!

If you work together to slaughter elementary school kids, your K/D ratio will go up SUBSTANTIALLY!

Hey guys! So as you may or may not know, I posted a troll fiction today about remembering Pearl Harbor where Pinkie Pie attacks the sailors at Pearl.

You should read it if you're not offended by death; one of the most natural events in human life!

Stay tuned for the next exciting installment in my rampage as I continue to parody the previously thought-to-be unparodyable! Probably not a word, but I don't care!

Check out this new story I've written! It's a Doctor Who parody focusing on the 11th Doctor.

Note that I dislike Doctor Who so much, that I watched only one episode, so I don't really know much about the Doctor's personality.

If you see something that isn't right, well, just remember that it's a parody, and not everything will be exact.

So what are you waiting for? Get into your RETARDIS!

The mighty Tony_Tony_Chopper has changed his name to.....

Stannis_Baratheon!

I'm going through a MAJOR "A Song of Ice and Fire" stage right now, and I felt it only right to change my name to my favorite character and house from the books.

Vote for me as King!

Ignore the date, Melissandre doesn't know where she is half the time, let alone what year it is....

I've decided I'm going to take out a little rage in my next few stories. (I know I said I wasn't going to write anymore, but I've just had a bit of last-minute inspiration)

Understand that the rage is rational, and if you comment on my stories in a negative way, YOU WILL START A FLAME WAR LIKE NOTHING ELSE!

I suspect the first story should be done in a couple of weeks, and should be about 10,000+ words.

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This morning, Rockstar North cut down on the money you make from GTA V online missions yet AGAIN.

Why would they do this?

Because they're a bunch of crybaby bitches who are pissed off no one is buying GTA$ with real money.

I just spent 1 mil on a dump truck, because I thought I could easily make 1 mil again (which I can, it only took me a week to make 1.2 mil) plus the stimulus injection, and I could get the tank in a week and a half.

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Turns out, I may not be moving with my family, so with that in mind, I have time to resume work on "Hidden Powers of the Sea Devil"!

I had another story idea that I wanted to work on as well, but considering I said I wouldn't write another FIMFiction, elements of that story will be combined with "HPOTSD" for an epic twist I'm sure you will all love!

With that in mind, I hope ya'll are ready!!!

Words can't describe my excitement!!!

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For those of you that read my Akatsuki in Equestria story duo, this is important.

After reading some of Chaos's story, I think maybe I didn't go into enough detail about some parts, like he did, and I may consider a rewrite of some or all of the story.

It'll be kind of like the FMA:Brotherhood of stories, if you catch my drift.

Anyway, if you're interested in seeing that happen, please vote in the comments below, and I'll check back later.

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Just a reminder, FMA Day is coming up!

For those of you that don't know what that is, it's a day where fans of FMA and/or FMA:Brotherhood cosplay as their favorite character ALL DAY. That means you go to school in your cosplay if you still go to school, or work, if your boss allows you to.

So, don't forget to buy your cosplay materials, if you haven't already. And if you're not a fan of FMA and/or FMA:Brotherhood, then disregard this blog post.

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