I twerk on all the big girls at the club to this.

I fuckin' left the area where you have to fight the pirates, I saved, then rested, and the damn planet blew up. Now I gotta restart.

Believe it.

did you also think it was an El Tigre movie like I did?

Edit: I know I'm late as hell, but I just noticed there's porn of The Book Of Life already.

I need to polish my wood:

For science.

Off to the casino.

Once you ignore the bad dancing, no pussy, and niggas licking their lips and looking at the ground, it's not that bad.

In fact, it's... hot.

In case you don't know what the hell I'm talking about, here's a link to the song.

I've been playing it for the past six hours.

School Girls 5 - Inside the Vaulting Horse on Doujin-Moe.

It's the funniest goddamn thing I read in months.