Why would someone make this?!

Just took out the garbage; the second my foot touched the ice, I slipped on my ass. HARD.

I think I broke my butt.

It's 'bout time; they're stilling going to lose but at least they'll have some points.

If you can, go on YouTube and type "orgasm wars" It's more gay and funnier then that serial dick sucker in New York.

I was walking home from Chipotle; feeling real good cause I got me some food. I never noticed a big-ass rock in the middle of the sidewalk. I tripped hard, sending my delicious bowl of Mexican food cooked by teenage white guys straight into the street. A car then proceed to run the bag over. My mom laughed at me for three whole minutes.

But on the plus side: My cousin got out of jail today whooo!