We've got Nightmare Moon/Luna, who tried to end the world twice because she was autistic and couldn't handle being social.

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Tropes are not Bad... but they can sure as hell telegraph an entire episode if you play them too straight.

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http://www.fimfiction.net/story/257193/1/autism-appreciation-day/happy-autism-appreciation-day

Unfortunately it got rejected, but that's OK, I guess. I can still show it to all of you lovely people!

[4:33:16 PM] Queue Jackman: And I bet you keep your wallet in your skyrocket, eh?
[4:33:50 PM] Queue Jackman: Gonna Arthur Ashe your Goose's Neck, eh?
[4:34:13 PM] Queue Jackman: At the Tin Tank?
[4:34:24 PM] Queue Jackman: Gonna take the Andy McNab to get there, eh?
[4:34:35 PM] Fruitlord Pear: stop rhyming your slang
[4:34:37 PM] Queue Jackman: XD
[4:35:03 PM] Queue Jackman: I'm too fore and aft to stop, you cherry hog.
[4:35:21 PM] Fruitlord Pear: i don't understand

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Aragon and I were talking about the show, and we got to talking about Hearth's Warming Eve. Then we realized something:

[3:18:53 PM] Queue Jackman: In the show the ponies almost caused themselves to go extinct.
[3:18:55 PM] Queue Jackman: In a...
[3:18:57 PM] Queue Jackman: Literal.
[3:18:58 PM] Queue Jackman: Cold war.
[3:19:02 PM] Queue Jackman: Oh god, I just caught that.
[3:19:10 PM] Queue Jackman: XD
[3:19:15 PM] Aragón: oh my fuck
[3:19:17 PM] Aragón: same here

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"Ok, Princess Celestia. You have our undivided attention."

"Uh... Who are you?"

"Oh, well, that's easy. We're the Stupid, Odious Punks, or the "SOP" for short."

"How did you get into my bathroom?"

"We hitched a ride on Bob. He was here, too."

"Where?"

"Also there."

"What?"

"But not there."

"I'm sorry, I'm confused. Why shouldn't I have you executed for invading my chambers?"

"You don't know it yet, but you need us."

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[11:39:16 PM] Queue Jackman: Today I learned something unfortunate.
[11:39:34 PM] Queue Jackman: I don't even need to be shitting to tear my anus.
[11:39:40 PM] Queue Jackman: I was sitting on the toilet and...
[11:39:51 PM] Queue Jackman: Making the motions, even though I wasn't actually shitting.
[11:39:55 PM] Queue Jackman: And then I looked down.
[11:39:57 PM] Chuckles: Your dildo slipped in too fast.
[11:39:58 PM] Queue Jackman: Gobs of blood.
[11:40:00 PM] Queue Jackman: XP

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[7:24:21 PM | Edited 7:24:31 PM] $Section$: rbjct™
[7:24:42 PM] $Section$: aka red bull + jolt ran through a coffee maker instead of water
[7:24:44 PM] $Section$: and then plus tea
[7:24:49 PM | Edited 7:25:02 PM] $Section$: then you boil it then freeze it
[7:24:54 PM] $Section$: and wait until you require it
[7:25:21 PM] $Section$: i keep a bottle or two of it in my freezer at all times in case of emergencies

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