So's I'm trying to get enough words of that HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH parody/homage thing done so that I can hit the thousand word mark and get it posted on this site.

This is what I have for chapter 3/chapter 1 (all the chapters are titled "chapter 1" and the second chapter is just a picture of an armadillo):

Pinkie awoke in a room full of talking horses. Their jaws moved up and down, and sound burst forth from their tender throats, but she only heard the succulent words of one.

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I've written several-thousand word papers mere hours before they were due, without actually reading the subject matter. I've written papers for other people, without even majoring in whatever it was. I've written a fanfic where Nurse Joy talks about the medical industry in the pokémon universe! (Okay... shut up. I was like thirteen and it was harder than it sounds. :P) And I'm almost certain that chapter 10 of this sheep story has been the most difficult thing I've ever had to write. The thing

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Neat!

I guess right now I'm just procrastinating on working on chapter 9 of that dystopian sheep story. I have this idea for something really funny (or at least something I find really funny), but I'm not sure if the mood whiplash is appropriate. Is it too much to have someone emo-ing about infant mortality and then IMMEDIATELY switching to another character stealing a kiss (from some random guy we never expect to see again) and then running away like a fool?

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